Okay readers, the moment has finally come. Please turn off your cell phones, keep hands and feet inside the Batmobile at all times, and refrain from shouting joyous proclamations from the rooftops (there will be time for that later). Our review of
The Dark Knight Rises has arrived!
Note: You may now begin playing Hans Zimmer's soundtrack in your head.
Be advised that there may be spoilerish material below; I'll avoid major plot twists, but if you want to go in blind to the story, don't read further. You've been warned...
